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you can call me Twili
a Pan with no plan
23 she/her
north ga
  1. mychemicalraymance:
“mx. manager
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    mychemicalraymance:

    mx. manager

  2. REBLOG | 1 hour ago with 678 notes
  3. frontier001:

    iosonomer-blog:

    BIRD EAT SOUP!!! BIRD EAT SOUP!!! 🤗

  4. REBLOG | 4 hours ago with 1,579 notes
  5. x2s:

    sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again

  6. REBLOG | 4 hours ago with 13,378 notes
  7. saffronia-archive:

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  9. brassyasssassafrasaphone:

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    this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

  10. REBLOG | 6 hours ago with 19,059 notes
  11. teratomat:

    Why can’t God just give us a break? I don’t know. Maybe he hates us.

  12. REBLOG | 6 hours ago with 4,827 notes
  13. rustythefox:

    Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone’s brain. You’re scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there’s like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know “oh. They’re a permanent part of their psyche now.” and honestly it’s a vibe go off king

  14. REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 35,294 notes
  15. lakevida:

    they love me at the farmers market for my despondent gaze and practical attire

  16. REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 3,458 notes
  17. avnj0gia:

    quintsmachete:

    “mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.

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  19. doctor-yoshi-soul:

    unamccormack:

    sigynpenniman:

    I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

    ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.

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  20. REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 46,453 notes
  21. kleefkruid:

    kleefkruid:

    Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

    my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”

    Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

  22. REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 101,338 notes
  23. lgbtlunaverse:

    It’s a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what’s actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don’t even have it’s like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.

  24. REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 44,444 notes
  25. supervillainexe:

    “kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.

  26. REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 27,799 notes
    Anonymous asks:

    Buy something silly for $3


    egberts:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ella enchanted curse activates and i buy one of these*

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    REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 537 notes
  27. amshii:

    let’s be mutuals again in our next life

  28. REBLOG | 15 hours ago with 36,034 notes