mx. manager
BIRD EAT SOUP!!! BIRD EAT SOUP!!! 🤗
x2s:
sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
Why can’t God just give us a break? I don’t know. Maybe he hates us.
Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone’s brain. You’re scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there’s like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know “oh. They’re a permanent part of their psyche now.” and honestly it’s a vibe go off king
they love me at the farmers market for my despondent gaze and practical attire
“mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.
I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.
Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”
Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory
It’s a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what’s actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don’t even have it’s like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.
“kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.
Buy something silly for $3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ella enchanted curse activates and i buy one of these*
let’s be mutuals again in our next life